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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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