Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

mexicans fishing

What is older than history?

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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