A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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