- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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