What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What's half of 8? o

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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