Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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