- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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