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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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