Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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