- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call your mom? Mom

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

You know whats funny Aids

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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