What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Replacement Referees

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Oh s***

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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