What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

irish man drinking john smiths

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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