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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A Pakistani news reader.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

2 black kids walk into school

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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