asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Gordon Brown smiles.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

guess what what that wasnt it

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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