- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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