- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call your mom? mom

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Canadians

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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