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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's 9+10 Ebola

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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