- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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