- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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