- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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