- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

silver bullet?

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Tommy got neutered.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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