A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Fat people

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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one of the idiot

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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T u r n i p s

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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