dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What did Washington say to California? WC

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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