You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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