What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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This is an anti joke

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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No soup for you!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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