What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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