- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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