How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Misner is a twat.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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