- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

kennah campion... being nice

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Swag.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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