- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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