- Anti Joke

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Obama walks into a hospital....

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.