What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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all the kids had fun

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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Feminism.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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