- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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