- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

its funny cuz i laughed!

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Jordan is pregant

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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