- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A man penetrates another man.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

You're a big fat monkey.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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