Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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hi

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

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