- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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