A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Microwave

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69

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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ure mama's so fat

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gingers

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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