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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Neither did she.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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