What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Wenis Penis

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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batman has diarrhea

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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