- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Poop!!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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