- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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