what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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