why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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who else is on here?

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Bad grammers.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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