- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Then none of us want to be right.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Girls Lacrosse.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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