Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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batman has diarrhea

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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