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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.