YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Anti Joke

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