What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Feminism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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