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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

osama bin laden is dead

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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