- Anti Joke

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Keanu Reaves

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.