- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

The GOV and the WHO?

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Then none of us want to be right.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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