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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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