An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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