Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Wenis Penis

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

batman has diarrhea

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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