Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

i like it in the mouth

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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