- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Girls Lacrosse.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

The GOV and the WHO?

Then none of us want to be right.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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