A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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