Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Whats the defination of cruelty

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

This is not funny.

Tough crowd tonight...

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Blacks

where is the world?

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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