- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

test

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

osama bin laden is dead

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Whats the defination of cruelty

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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