- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Psychics.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Justin Beiber

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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