Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Blacks

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where is the world?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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This is not funny.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

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