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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Yo mama's fat.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

are u black unlucky

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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